Thursday, February 02, 2012

Hotel Porn

One thing I enjoy doing while traveling relates to hotel porn. No, I don't sit around the room and watch porn. I do enjoy reading the names of the porn that the hotels make available to guests. Some of these are just so funny and anti-erotic.  My recent stay at the Doubletree Suites by Hilton Hotel Anaheim Resort - Convention Center allowed me to review the options at a hotel that was new to me.

I didn't watch any of these, obviously, but they still make me laugh. Doubletree even included a nice category to help you decide on what to purchase.
  • Charlie Sheen's House of Whores - Parody
  • America's Next Top Tranny - Tranny (I don't think that's the proper term to use)
  • Legend of the Magic Taco - Wall-to-Wall (I don't know what this category means -- do you?)
  • Beggin' for a Peggin' - Fem Dom
How fun are those titles, eh?  There were several other titles available, but they just weren't as funny.  I remember seeing the name of a video at a Marriott once and it was something like "Middle Aged Housewives - They Aren't Much to Look At" -- or something to that effect.

Am I the only one who checks out these titles?  Do you think I am crazy for doing this? Don't you just love the titles of these "films".  What is your favorite hotel porn title?

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