Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Hotel Porn #3

I recently stayed at the Westin Alexandria and unlike the Doubletree Richmond, they had a very extensive selection of adult films available in the room.  As I've said before, I don't watch these films, I just check out the titles and laugh. These are some great titles - a few of my favorites are below (the capitalization is the Hotel's, not mine):

  • Big Butt Cowgirl Pin-Ups (Really? That seems pretty specific for suburban Washington, DC -- doesn't it?)
  • Eager Beavers  (I've always loved this phrase)
  • I BUTT BOINKED Wifey's BFF (Who wrote this title, a 7th grader?)
  • It's OK, She's my Mother-In-Law! (That makes it OK??? Can't say that I agree)
  • Meat the Teacher (Who doesn't love a good use of homophones)
I've got a few more good ones from the Westin Alexandria, but will share those a little later on.

What are your favorite porn titles? What hotel chains have the best selections?

If you've enjoyed this post and want to be the first to know when I've published a new one, sign up to receive them via email or directly in your RSS Reader. Follow me on Twitter or Google Plus too!

No comments: